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The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
Will Rogers
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
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I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didn't know anything else ... I was not a Child Prodigy, because a Child Prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up.
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We do more talking progress than we do progressing.
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Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt.
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This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.
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I see where they are going to be more strict with these robbers when they catch 'em from now on, they're going to publish their names.
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The Ways & Means Committee is a committee that's supposed to find the Ways to divide up the Means.
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Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week.
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I maintain that it should cost as much to get married as to get divorced. Make it look like marriage is worth as much as divorce, even if it ain't.
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People learn more from observation that they do from conversation.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.
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We owe more money than any Nation in the World, and we are LOWERING TAXES. When is the time to pay off a debt if it is not when you are doing well? You let a Politician return home from Washington and announce, 'Boys we lowered your taxes. We had to borrow the money to do it, but we did it.' Say, they would elect him for life.
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There's the one thing no nation can ever accuse us of and that is secret diplomacy. Our foreign are an open book, generally a check book.
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The trouble with Democrats is that they all want to run for President
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We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.
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There wasn't any Republicans in Washington's day. No Republicans, no Boll Weevil, no income tax, no cover charge, no disarmament conference, no luncheon clubs, no stop lights, no static, no head winds. My Lord, living in those days, who wouldn't be great?
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Politics pretty quiet over the week-end. Democrats are attacking and the Republicans are defending. All the Democrats have to do is promise what they would do if they got in. But the Republicans have to promise what they would do and then explain why they haven't already done it.
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