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Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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William Penn Adair Rogers
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Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Congress what they should do. Lobbyists tell'em what they will do.
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The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.
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Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
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If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.
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We are all ignorant. We are just ignorant about different things.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Candidates have been telling you that if elected they would 'pull you from this bog hole of financial misery.' Now is a good chance to get even with 'em, by electing 'em, just to prove what a liar they are.
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Politics is the best show in America. I love animals and I love politicians, and I like to watch both of 'em at play, either back home in their native state, or after they've been captured and sent to a zoo, or to Washington.
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Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.
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We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
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A liberal is a man who wants to use his own ideas on things in preference to generations who he knows know more than he does.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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A country can get more real joy out of just hollering for their freedom than they can if they get it.
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The only way to solve the traffic problems of the country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars are allowed to use the highways. That would make traffic so scarce, we could use our boulevards for children's playgrounds.
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Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs.
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If you don't have malice in our heart, it doesn't come across harsh.
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Ability is all right but if it is not backed up by honesty and public confidence you will never be a successful person. The best a man can do is to arrive at the top in his chosen profession. I have always maintained that one profession is deserving of as much honor as another provided it is honorable.
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It's getting so if a man wants to stand well socially, he can't afford to be seen with either the Democrats or the Republicans.
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Work to make a living serve to make a life.
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I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian. That I am still able to be here, I owe to a keen eye and a nimble pair of legs. But I know they'll get me someday.
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