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An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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The good old horse-and-buggy days: then you lived until you died and not until you were run over.
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People want just taxes more than they want lower taxes. They want to know that every man is paying his proportionate share according to his wealth.
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If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as we know we are, we would have cause to start to worry.
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Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.
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I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
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Don't squat with your spurs on.
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Don't gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
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When everybody has got money they cut taxes, and when they're broke they raise them. That's statesmanship of the highest order.
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Under capitalism man exploits man under socialism the reverse is true.
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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
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With all our crime and all our immorality ... and about as much contentment and respose as a fresh-caged hyena, we go to tell the whole world: we are the only one with the right idea!
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There is nothing that sets a nation back as far in civilization as prosperity.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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The crime of taxation is not in the taking it, it's in the way that it's spent.
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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
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A woman can make a man feel older or younger than his years if she so chooses. Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men. Women were made with a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them.
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