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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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Americans are getting like a Ford car, they all have the same exact parts, the same upholstering and make exactly the same noises.
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We are here just for a spell and then pass on. So get a few laughs and do the best you can. Live your life so that whenever you lose it, you are ahead.
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I'm not against (bull fighting). Some nations like to see blood, and some like to see their victims suffer from speculation... They kill the bull very quick. Wall Street lets you live and suffer.
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Don't wait to buy land, Buy land and wait. Find out where the people are going and buy the land before they get there.
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Funny to watch these Senators switching back and forth on Prohibition. Politics is a great character builder. You have to take a referendum to see what your convictions are for that day.
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We're all ignorant, just about different stuff.
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You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
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It looks like the financial giants of the world have bungled as much as the diplomats and politicians. This would be a great time in the world for some man to come along that knew something.
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She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.
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Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
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A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.
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President Coolidge said, 'I don't want the Government to go into business.' Well, if I was Mr. Coolidge I wouldn't worry over that. The Government never has been accused of being a business man.
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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
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The French couldn't hate us any more unless we helped 'em out in another war.
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Harvard students have completed more English courses and less forward passes than any school in this generation.
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Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.
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That's the trouble with our charities we are always saving somebody away off, when the fellow next to us ain't eating.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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In politics practically everything you hear is scandal, and besides, the funny thing is that the things they are whispering ain't half has bad as the things they have been saying right out loud.
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You can have all the advanced war methods you want, but, after all, nobody has ever invented a war that you don't have to have somebody in the guise of soldiers to stop the bullets.
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