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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
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Know what you're doing, love what you're doing, and believe in what you're doing.
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If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week
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I belong to no organized political body. I am a Democrat.
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If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.
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A stranger is just a friend I haven't met yet.
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The small town is passing. It was the incubator that hatched all our big men, and that's why we haven't got as many big men today as we used to have. Take every small-town-raised leader out of business and you would have nobody left running it but vice-presidents.
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Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.
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Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and every kind of animal in the world will drift in for refreshments.
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It ain't so much what a man doesn't know that causes him so many problems, but what he knows that ain't so.
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