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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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William Penn Adair Rogers
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Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.
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The American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible, exception of stupidity.
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I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
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We cuss Congress, and we joke about 'em, but they are all good fellows at heart, and if they wasn't in Congress, why, they would be doing something else against us that might be even worse.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Government spending? I don't know what it's all about. I don't know any more about this thing than an economist does, and, God knows, he doesn't know much.
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
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It would drive a person crazy to dope out really what does divide the two parties. Prosperity don't divide the two parties, for under either administration the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.
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Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
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No nation ever had two better friends that we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Everyone is a self-made man. Only the successful admit it.
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When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn't like.
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This would be a great world to dance in if we didn’t have to pay the fiddler.
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There is nothing fairer than workmen having unions of their mutual benefit.
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Now I am not unpatriotic, and I want to do my bit, so I hereby offer my services to my President, my country and my friends to do anything, outside of serving on a commission, that I can in this great movement. But you will have to give me some idea of where confidence is. And just who you want it restored to.
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I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
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If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.
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I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it.
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