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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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Coolidge made less speeches and got more votes than any man that ever run. (William Jennings) Bryan was listened to and cheered by more people than any single human in politics, and he lost. So there is a doubt just whether talking does you good or harm.
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Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put it in, and the politicians take it out
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Many a politician wishes there was a law to burn old records.
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There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income.
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You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the pig!.
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Know what you're doing, love what you're doing, and believe in what you're doing.
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The deer season just opened. A deer hunter in Ventura Country brought in his first man yesterday.
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In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where he has a house to sell
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The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody that is sober enough to stagger to the polls will.
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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
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You can't fool all of the people all of the time. But it isn't necessary.
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Never miss a chance to shut up
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When you're through learning, you're through.
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I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it.
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The farmers can be thankful. Didn't the Farm Board decide in Washington last week that they could have cheaper interest? All the farmers have to do now is to find something new to put up as security.
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We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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And if you call one a real estate agent and he won't sell you anything. He is a REALATOR. It's the same as what the old fashioned real estate agent used to be only the commission is different.
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The Supreme Court is divided almost in half on the decisions. Talk about an international court. How would we ever agree with a lot of foreigners when we can't even agree among our own judges?
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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