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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Congress what they should do. Lobbyists tell'em what they will do.
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It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
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I see by the papers that they are going to do away with all the nuisance taxes. That means that a man can get a marriage license for nothing.
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The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
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Nothing makes a man broad-minded like adversity.
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Americans are getting like a Ford car, they all have the same exact parts, the same upholstering and make exactly the same noises.
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Every day you meet a delegation going to some convention to try and change the way of somebody else's life.
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Rotation of crops and less automobiles will relieve the farmers whenever they decide to try it.
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See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails
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You can't legitimately kick on income tax, for it's on what you have made. You have already made it. But, look at land, farms, homes, stores, vacant lots. You pay year after year on them whether you make it or not.
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You could transfer Congress over to run Standard Oil or General Motors, and they would have both things bankrupt in two years.
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I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian. That I am still able to be here, I owe to a keen eye and a nimble pair of legs. But I know they'll get me someday.
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The old horse is coming back in a high lope. Thousands of people are riding a horse today that five years ago couldn't sit in a Ford with all the doors locked.
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We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else, but when it happens to you, why it seems to lose some of its Humor, and if it keeps on happening, why the entire laughter kinder Fades out of it.
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That's the trouble with our charities we are always saving somebody away off, when the fellow next to us ain't eating.
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Congress meets tomorrow morning. Let us all pray: Oh Lord, give us strength to bear that which is about to be inflicted upon us. Be merciful with them, oh Lord, for they know not what they're doing. Amen.
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We have been just going like a house afire, and we couldent see any reason why we shouldent keep right on burning. Our tastes were acquired on credit, and we wanted to keep on enjoying 'em on credit.
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It's the greatest game I ever saw. You can't lose. Everybody buys to sell and nobody buys to keep. What's worrying me is who is going to be the last owner. It's just like an auction the only one stuck is the last one.
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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
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