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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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Why don't somebody print the truth about our present economic situation? We spent six years of wild buying on credit - everything under the sun, whether we needed it or not - and now we are having to pay for 'em, and we are howling like a pet coon.
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In Washington, one man could do what ten of them do. There could be only a quarter or a third as many congressmen or senators, and we would pick better ones then. But it's the system that we have always used, and there is no use getting all overcome with perspiration over it. Things kinder run themselves, anyhow.
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This stuff they are talking here in Congress costs the people of the United States $44 a page. That's beside what it costs to ship it to the asylums where it's read.
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Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.
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It's almost worth the Great Depression to learn how little our big men know.
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In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.
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The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Politicians are dumb, but they can count to 50% plus one.
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I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it.
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I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
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Spinnin' a rope is fun if your neck ain't in it
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When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
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I have Indian Blood in me. I have just enough white blood for you to question my honesty!
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It will take America fifteen years of steady taking care of our own business and letting everybody else's alone, to get us back to where everybody speaks to us again.
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Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
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The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights.
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There is nothing that sets a nation back as far in civilization as prosperity.
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People want just taxes more than they want lower taxes. They want to know that every man is paying his proportionate share according to his wealth.
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A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
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When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
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