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There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.

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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.
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Politics pretty quiet over the week-end. Democrats are attacking and the Republicans are defending. All the Democrats have to do is promise what they would do if they got in. But the Republicans have to promise what they would do and then explain why they haven't already done it.
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Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
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The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
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Real estate is the best investment in the world because it is the only thing they're not making any more.
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Will somebody please tell me what they do with all the Vice-Presidents a bank has? Why the United States is the biggest business institution in the world, and they got only one Vice-President and nobody has ever found anything for him to do.
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The minute you read something and you can't understand it, you can be sure it was written by a lawyer. Then, if you give it to another lawyer to read and he don't know just what it means, then you can be sure it was drawn up by a lawyer. If it's in a few words and is plain, and understandable only one way, it was written by a non-lawyer.
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There is no more interesting place in the world to meet characters than a movie set.
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You've never in your life seen a picture, I bet any one of you, never seen a picture of one of these old Pilgrims praying when they didn't have a gun right by the side of them. That was to see that he got what he was praying for.
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The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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The US is safest when Congress is in recess.
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The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one good one, and the good one always happens to be election years.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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The best thing about this group of candidates is that only one of them can win.
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In Washington, one man could do what ten of them do. Things kinder run themselves, anyhow.
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Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.
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Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoyment.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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