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There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
Will Rogers
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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One of the evils of democracy is, you have to put up with the man you elect whether you want him or not.
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I guess truth can hurt you worse in an election than about anything that can happen to you.
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With all our crime and all our immorality ... and about as much contentment and respose as a fresh-caged hyena, we go to tell the whole world: we are the only one with the right idea!
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Believe in something for another world, but don't be too set on what it is, and then you won't start out that life with a disappontment. Live your life so that whenever you lose you are ahead.
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The trouble with our praying is, we just do it as a means of last resort.
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