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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
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One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
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Don't raise anything, except what fits your appetite. Then the price don't worry you. Just raise all you can eat and let the low prices go by.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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We are here for just a spell, so get a few laughs.
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Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.
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My forefathers didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they met the boat.
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I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it.
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Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes anyone think theirs is right?
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In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.
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The way to make money in the stock market is to buy a stock. Then, when it goes up, sell it. If it's not going to go up, don't buy it!
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That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election.
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Congress is deadlocked and can’t act.
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People are marvelous in their generosity, if they just know the cause is there.
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And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They dont like to be corrected in company. Dont send messages to em, send candy.
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You must never tell a thing. You must illustrate it. We learn through the eye and not the noggin.
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Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.
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The high income tax come pretty near passing in the Senate. Only lacked about six votes. So it won't be long now. Well, there is millions and millions that are not making it, that would be glad to give up 99 per cent if you would let 'em earn a hundred thousand or more.
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Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his life insurance.
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The old horse is coming back in a high lope. Thousands of people are riding a horse today that five years ago couldn't sit in a Ford with all the doors locked.
Will Rogers
