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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Will Rogers
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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More men have been elected between Sundown and Sunup than ever were elected between Sunup and Sundown.
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I don't see why a man shouldn't pay an inheritance tax. If a Country is good enough to pay taxes to while you are living, it's good enough to pay in after you die. By the time you die you should be so used to paying taxes that it would just be almost second nature to you.
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We are always yapping about the 'Good Old Days' and how we look back and enjoy it, but I tell you there is a lot of hooey to it. There is a whole lot of all our past lives that wasn't so hot.
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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
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Cattlemen have lost more in the last few years than anybody and say less about it.
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Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
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The United States investigates everything - usually after it's dead.
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I am a great believer in high-priced people. If a thing cost a lot it may not be any better, but it adds a certain amount of class that the cheap thing can never approach in the long run it's the higher-priced things that are the cheapest.
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If you don't like the weather in Oklahoma, wait a minute and it'll change.
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Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
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We have killed more people celebrating our independence day than we lost fighting for it.
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If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.
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That's the trouble with our charities we are always saving somebody away off, when the fellow next to us ain't eating.
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Horsemanship through the history of all nations has been considered one of the highest accomplishments. You can't pass a park without seeing a statue of some old codger on a horse. It must be to his bravery, you can tell it's not to his horsemanship.
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I haven't seen a tractor working all day. The country has gone sane and got back to horses. Farmers all look worse, but they feel better.
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We live in an age of 'urge'. We do nothing till somebody shoves us.
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It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
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There is a terrible lot of us who don't think that we come from a monkey, but if there are some people who think that they do, why, it's not our business to rob them of what little pleasure they might get out of imagining it.
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