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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Will Rogers
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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Coolidge has the best idea on this farm relief. He said, 'Farmers, you are in a hole. I can't help you, but I will get in with you.' He did. That made it fine so the farmers were satisfied as long as Coolidge was going to get in with them.
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Funny thing about being a U.S. senator, the only thing the law says you have to be is 30 years old. Not another single requirement. They just figure that a man that old got nobody to blame but himself if he gets caught in there.
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And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They dont like to be corrected in company. Dont send messages to em, send candy.
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In Washington, one man could do what ten of them do. There could be only a quarter or a third as many congressmen or senators, and we would pick better ones then. But it's the system that we have always used, and there is no use getting all overcome with perspiration over it. Things kinder run themselves, anyhow.
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We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile.
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I am just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and the reason I have been is because I have stayed an old country boy.
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The Senate just sits and waits till they find out what the president wants, so they know how to vote against him.
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If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as we know we are, we would have cause to start to worry.
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We are always yapping about the 'Good Old Days' and how we look back and enjoy it, but I tell you there is a lot of hooey to it. There is a whole lot of all our past lives that wasn't so hot.
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A successful outcome shows what hard work, perseverance and taking advantage of your opportunities will do for you.
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Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help them back to bed again.
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I never met a man that I didn't like.
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A fanatic is always the fellow that is on the opposite side.
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Now they got such a high inheritance tax on 'em that you won't catch these old rich boys dying promiscuously like they did. This bill makes patriots out of everybody. You sure do die for your country if you die from now on.
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American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off.
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Politics pretty quiet over the week-end. Democrats are attacking and the Republicans are defending. All the Democrats have to do is promise what they would do if they got in. But the Republicans have to promise what they would do and then explain why they haven't already done it.
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It looks to me like the candidates are trying to relieve the farmer of his vote, instead of his debts.
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The good old horse-and-buggy days: then you lived until you died and not until you were run over.
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Lord, let me live until I die.
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Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
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