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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Will Rogers
Age: 55 †
Born: 1879
Born: November 4
Died: 1935
Died: August 15
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The minute you read something and you can't understand it, you can be sure it was written by a lawyer. Then, if you give it to another lawyer to read and he don't know just what it means, then you can be sure it was drawn up by a lawyer. If it's in a few words and is plain, and understandable only one way, it was written by a non-lawyer.
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No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has.
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The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?
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Funny thing about being a U.S. senator, the only thing the law says you have to be is 30 years old. Not another single requirement. They just figure that a man that old got nobody to blame but himself if he gets caught in there.
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Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
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There will never be a time when the old horse is not superior to any auto ever made.
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We Americans think we are pretty good! We want to build a house, we cut down some trees. We want to build a fire, we dig a little coal. But when we run out of all these things, then we will find out just how good we really are.
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America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to a select few.
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The old horse is coming back in a high lope. Thousands of people are riding a horse today that five years ago couldn't sit in a Ford with all the doors locked.
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I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.
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Plans get you into things, but you got to work your way out.
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If Wall Street paid a tax on every “game” they run, we would get enough revenue to run the government on.
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I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didn't know anything else.
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It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
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Every man is ignorant - just on different subjects.
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Every man gets an opportunity once in a lifetime.
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Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt.
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The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem.
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Congress knew Coolidge would veto the farm bill. There was more politics than relief in that bill.
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I never took a human life, I only sold the fellow the gun to take it with.
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