Quote

I want to thank Jesus, and by Jesus I mean Jesus Hernandez, my bodyguard

Will Ferrell

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Will Ferrell
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: July 16
Character Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Writer
Irvine
California
Mean
Bodyguard
Thank
Jesus

More quotes by Will Ferrell

Image
I often don't think a lot about the ramifications of anything I do.
Will Ferrell
Image
I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.
Will Ferrell
Image
I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.
Will Ferrell
Image
I had never supported a political figure - and I went out and supported Obama.
Will Ferrell
Image
I don't know about living on an automatic pilot, but I've had times where I've decided to just test myself and my mettle, and for no good reason other than it's what life is. Even before I was acting, I had, like, one day in high school I decided to just show them my pajamas, just for no good reason.
Will Ferrell
Image
I would love to play Simon Cowell in a movie - heck, I would love it. It would be my dream role.
Will Ferrell
Image
It's tough for me to get rid of clothes. I grew up in a household with a limited budget and we really had to make our nice clothes last, and so now I'll get free pairs of shoes and this, that and the other and I'll be like, 'Oh great!' even though it stresses me out that I don't have enough room to put them, I can't throw them away.
Will Ferrell
Image
I've never been a conceited person or cocky, never felt boastful, but I always had a sense of self-worth I always had a real sense of myself.
Will Ferrell
Image
I speak as much Spanish as anyone who has grown up in Southern California or Texas or Arizona. I had my three years of high-school Spanish and a couple of semesters in college.
Will Ferrell
Image
Facebook: What's on your mind? ..Twitter: What's happening? Myspace: Where did everybody go?
Will Ferrell
Image
Everyone I know who skis is dead.
Will Ferrell
Image
You know you can be having a bad day and someone will walk by and say: 'Hey, I love you, Will.' That really cheers you up. That's a really lovely thing.
Will Ferrell
Image
It would be great to be able to follow in the footsteps of Bill Murray. I really respect his ability as a comedian, obviously, but even more so as an actor.
Will Ferrell
Image
When I first started doing sketch comedy, I promised myself that if I were ever to have any success in this business, I wouldn't hold back. Why get there and play it safe?
Will Ferrell
Image
When I was a kid, 'Land of the Lost' was my favorite show, just because it was - in the landscape of Saturday morning cartoons - it was so unique. It was a live-action show and kids were in it, these creatures, these Sleestaks and dinosaurs. Every week was a different adventure. I couldn't wait. I loved it so much.
Will Ferrell
Image
There's nothing sexy about Orange County.
Will Ferrell
Image
Black, white, yellow, brown - we wanted somebody who would do right by us. And I think because Obama was that person, whether he was black or white, he was chosen
Will Ferrell
Image
A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.
Will Ferrell
Image
I'm a really good swimmer.
Will Ferrell
Image
What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too?
Will Ferrell