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They [the Pilgrims] believed in freedom of thought for themselves and for all other people who believed exactly as they did.
Will Cuppy
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Will Cuppy
Age: 65 †
Born: 1884
Born: August 23
Died: 1949
Died: September 19
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Auburn
Indiana
William Jacob Cuppy
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I borrow to pay my honest debts and not to squander foolishly. What's more, I confine my borrowing to those who can well afford it. I don't go around sponging on widows and orphans unless they have plenty.
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The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself.
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Much still remains to be learned about his sex life because the Hummingbird is quicker than the eye.
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Alexander III of Macedon is known as Alexander the Great because he killed more people of more different kinds than any other man of his time.
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Aristotle described the Crow as chaste. In some departments of knowledge, Aristotle was too innocent for his own good.
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Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.
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Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.
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My philosophy of life can be summed up in four words: It can't be helped.
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Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.
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An Ant on a hot stove-lid runs faster than an Ant on a cold one. Who wouldn't?
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I only know that all is lost, and that nothing can help me unless I inherit money, strike oil or go to work.
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A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.
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The hippopotamus looks monogamous- he looks as if he would have to be.
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Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.
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Let's not be too quick to blame the human race for everything. A great many species of animals became extinct before man ever appeared on earth.
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The Zebra is striped all over so that the Lion can see him and eat him. Some people say he is striped so that the Lion can not see him. These people believe that the stripes of the Zebra simulate the bars of sunlight falling through the tall jungle grasses and that therefore the Zebra is invisible and that the earth is flat.
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Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.
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The sloth lives his life upside down. He is perfectly comfortable that way. If the blood rushes to his head, nothing happens because there is nothing to work on.
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The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.
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Ah, well! We live and learn, or, anyway, we live.
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