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They [the Pilgrims] believed in freedom of thought for themselves and for all other people who believed exactly as they did.
Will Cuppy
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Will Cuppy
Age: 65 †
Born: 1884
Born: August 23
Died: 1949
Died: September 19
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Auburn
Indiana
William Jacob Cuppy
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It's easy to see the faults in people, I know and it's harder to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there.
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The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.
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The Ancient Egyptians considered it good luck to meet a swarm of Bees on the road. What they considered bad luck I couldn't say.
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Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell.
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Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.
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An Ant on a hot stove-lid runs faster than an Ant on a cold one. Who wouldn't?
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Ah, well! We live and learn, or, anyway, we live.
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Young normal tigers do not eat people. If eaten by a tiger you may rest assured he was abnormal.
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The wren-box problem is becoming more acute each year, for wrens now demand better housing conditions and labor-saving devices.
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During his fifteen years in Italy, Hannibal never had enough elephants to suit him. Most of the original group succumbed to the climate, and he was always begging Carthage for more, but the people at home were stingy. They would ask if he thought they were made of elephants and what had he done with the elephants they sent before.
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The male is colored much more gorgeously than the female so that he can be shot and made into feather embroidery.
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[Footnote:] The Dotterel weighs only four ounces. It has long been a scientific riddle how so much wrong-headedness can manage to exist in so small a space. Still, there's the Least Gnatcatcher.
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Galvani was mistaken about the amount of electricity in frogs, but he had some good ideas, too, for the galvanometer is named in his honor, and you don't have galvanometers named after you merely for making a mistake about a frog.
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My philosophy of life can be summed up in four words: It can't be helped.
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The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.
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Three million alligators were killed in Florida between 1880 and 1900. Goody!
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Even as a child back in Indiana, whenever I took a Butterbelly off the hook I used to ask myself, Does this fish think? I would even ask others, Do you suppose this Butterbelly can think? And all I would get in reply was a look. At the age of eighteen, I left the state.
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