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[Footnote:]Each male has from 2 to 790 females with whom he discusses current events. Of these he marries from 3 to 17.

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Will Cuppy
Age: 65 †
Born: 1884
Born: August 23
Died: 1949
Died: September 19
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William Jacob Cuppy
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Much still remains to be learned about his sex life because the Hummingbird is quicker than the eye.
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I am billed as a humorist, but of course I am a tragedian at heart.
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Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.
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Male penguins are unfaithful up to an advanced age, a phenomenon sometimes attributed to the sea air.
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It's easy to see the faults in people, I know and it's harder to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there.
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Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour.
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I only know that all is lost, and that nothing can help me unless I inherit money, strike oil or go to work.
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[Footnote:] The Dotterel weighs only four ounces. It has long been a scientific riddle how so much wrong-headedness can manage to exist in so small a space. Still, there's the Least Gnatcatcher.
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Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.
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We have no Common Vipers in the United States, but we have worse.
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A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras.
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A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.
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Let's not be too quick to blame the human race for everything. A great many species of animals became extinct before man ever appeared on earth.
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Young normal tigers do not eat people. If eaten by a tiger you may rest assured he was abnormal.
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The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.
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It is because of his brain that he [modern man] has risen above the animals. Guess which animals he has risen above.
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Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.
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[Footnote:] The female of any species is generally regarded as a relatively anabolic organism, more passive than the male, who is relatively katabolic and active. The fact remains that one frequently runs across a rather katabolic female.
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The wren-box problem is becoming more acute each year, for wrens now demand better housing conditions and labor-saving devices.
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During his fifteen years in Italy, Hannibal never had enough elephants to suit him. Most of the original group succumbed to the climate, and he was always begging Carthage for more, but the people at home were stingy. They would ask if he thought they were made of elephants and what had he done with the elephants they sent before.
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