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Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it.

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Will Cuppy
Age: 65 †
Born: 1884
Born: August 23
Died: 1949
Died: September 19
Critic
Humorist
Journalist
Literary Critic
Writer
Auburn
Indiana
William Jacob Cuppy
Everything
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Warned
Apes
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I only know that all is lost, and that nothing can help me unless I inherit money, strike oil or go to work.
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Frogs will eat red-flannel worms fed to them by biologists this proves a great deal about both parties concerned.
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If a cat does something, we call it instinct if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.
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Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.
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An Ant on a hot stove-lid runs faster than an Ant on a cold one. Who wouldn't?
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Much still remains to be learned about his sex life because the Hummingbird is quicker than the eye.
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They [the Pilgrims] believed in freedom of thought for themselves and for all other people who believed exactly as they did.
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Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour.
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Male penguins are unfaithful up to an advanced age, a phenomenon sometimes attributed to the sea air.
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Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.
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The male is colored much more gorgeously than the female so that he can be shot and made into feather embroidery.
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During his fifteen years in Italy, Hannibal never had enough elephants to suit him. Most of the original group succumbed to the climate, and he was always begging Carthage for more, but the people at home were stingy. They would ask if he thought they were made of elephants and what had he done with the elephants they sent before.
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A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras.
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Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.
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The Earthworm plows the whole world with his tunnels, drains and aerates the earth… If you ever buy any land, be sure it has plenty of Earthworms toiling and moiling all day so that you can sit down and relax.
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The moral of the story of the Pilgrims is that if you work hard all your life and behave yourself every minute and take no time out for fun you will break practically even, if you can borrow enough money to pay your taxes.
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[Footnote:] The Dotterel weighs only four ounces. It has long been a scientific riddle how so much wrong-headedness can manage to exist in so small a space. Still, there's the Least Gnatcatcher.
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To the seeing eye life is mostly Sparrows.
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The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled.
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The wren-box problem is becoming more acute each year, for wrens now demand better housing conditions and labor-saving devices.
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