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Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.

Will Cuppy

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Will Cuppy
Age: 65 †
Born: 1884
Born: August 23
Died: 1949
Died: September 19
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Indiana
William Jacob Cuppy
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Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.
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Galvani was mistaken about the amount of electricity in frogs, but he had some good ideas, too, for the galvanometer is named in his honor, and you don't have galvanometers named after you merely for making a mistake about a frog.
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They [the Pilgrims] believed in freedom of thought for themselves and for all other people who believed exactly as they did.
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It's easy to see the faults in people, I know and it's harder to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there.
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The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled.
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Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it.
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Let's not be too quick to blame the human race for everything. A great many species of animals became extinct before man ever appeared on earth.
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Three million alligators were killed in Florida between 1880 and 1900. Goody!
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The Ancient Egyptians considered it good luck to meet a swarm of Bees on the road. What they considered bad luck I couldn't say.
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Young normal tigers do not eat people. If eaten by a tiger you may rest assured he was abnormal.
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Alexander III of Macedon is known as Alexander the Great because he killed more people of more different kinds than any other man of his time.
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The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.
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Most people, it seems, think that Robinson Crusoe when he landed on his Island had nothing to keep him from starvation or anything else. As a matter of fact he had twelve raft loads of supplies that he took off the wrecked ship. He had as much food and furniture as if he had had a delicatessen store and Fifth Avenue outside his hut.
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During his fifteen years in Italy, Hannibal never had enough elephants to suit him. Most of the original group succumbed to the climate, and he was always begging Carthage for more, but the people at home were stingy. They would ask if he thought they were made of elephants and what had he done with the elephants they sent before.
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I only know that all is lost, and that nothing can help me unless I inherit money, strike oil or go to work.
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[Footnote:] The Dotterel weighs only four ounces. It has long been a scientific riddle how so much wrong-headedness can manage to exist in so small a space. Still, there's the Least Gnatcatcher.
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A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.
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Ah, well! We live and learn, or, anyway, we live.
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Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.
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Pliny the Elder perished in 79 A.D. when he refused to flee from the great eruption of Mt. Vesuvius, insisting that everything would be all right. It wasn't.
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