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You noodle around with tempo and sound until you get the perfect fit for that particular song, and then, so long as you can sustain it, God is on your side and everything comes easily and even the waiters smile.

Wilfrid Sheed

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Wilfrid Sheed
Age: 80 †
Born: 1930
Born: December 27
Died: 2011
Died: January 19
Novelist
London
England
Wilfrid John Joseph Sheed
Sound
Waiter
Perfect
Sustain
Song
Easily
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Fit
Around
Smile
Noodle
Everything
Side
Waiters
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Particular
Noodles
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