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Baseball fans are pedants, there is no other kind.

Wilfrid Sheed

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Wilfrid Sheed
Age: 80 †
Born: 1930
Born: December 27
Died: 2011
Died: January 19
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London
England
Wilfrid John Joseph Sheed
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For Catholics before Vatican II, the land of the free was pre-eminently the land of Sister Says-except, of course, for Sister, for whom it was the land of Father Says.
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Mushy reviews are a breach of faith
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It's the old case against symbols: if you get them, they seem obvious and artificial, and if you don't, you miss the whole point.
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People talk about talent as though it were some neutral substance that can be applied to anything. But talent is narrow and only functions with a very few subjects, which it is up to the writer to find.
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Censors will try to censor a little bit more each year (because, like editors and other officious people, censors don't feel they are getting anywhere unless they are up and doing).
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The American male doesn't mature until he has exhausted all other possibilities.
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Even the God of Calvin never judged anyone as harshly as married couples judge each other.
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The spiritual life becomes very simple when you're sick.
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As things now stand, the office is a slightly meaner battleground than the home. Male bosses seem to dominate their women underlings as they would never dominate their wives.
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Beware the fictionist writing his own life. Even candor becomes a strategy.
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Unlike most wars, which make rotten fiction in themselves - all plot and no characters, or made-up characters - Vietnam seems to be the perfect mix: the characters make the war, and the war unmakes the characters. The gods, fates, furies had a relatively small hand in it. The mess was man-made, a synthetic, by think tank out of briefing session.
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Whether or not Big Brother is watching us, we certainly have to watch him, which may be even worse.
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If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
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I rail against writers who talk about the loneliness of it all — what do they want, a crowd looking over their typewriters? Or those who talk about having to stare at a blank page — do they want someone to write on it?
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As you approach the presidency, no one seems worthy of it, since it wasn't designed for a human in the first place.
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Mr Michener, as timeless as a stack of 'National Geographics,' is the ultimate Summer Writer. Just as one goes back to the cottage in Maine, so one goes back to one's Michener.
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