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I'm going to get married again because I'm more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff.

Wendy Liebman

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Wendy Liebman
Age: 63
Born: 1961
Born: February 27
Comedian
Film Actor
Television Actor
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New York
Mature
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The only way to really have safe sex is to abstain. From drinking.
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I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately know she's worked twice as hard to get there, she's had to prove that she can be the leader, first, and then be funny on top of it. She has to emit a confidence that she's in control.
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I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one.
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My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.
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