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I admit that I have sometimes claimed to be Batman in the past. But only when really, really drunk.

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Warren Ellis
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: February 16
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Warren Girard Ellis
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Dance like you're stamping on a human face forever, love like you've been in a serious car crash that minced the front of your brain, stab like no one can arrest you, and live like there's no such thing as God.
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