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Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie!

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Warren Ellis
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: February 16
Author
Blogger
Comics Artist
Comics Writer
Film Producer
Journalist
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Warren Girard Ellis
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Dance like you're stamping on a human face forever, love like you've been in a serious car crash that minced the front of your brain, stab like no one can arrest you, and live like there's no such thing as God.
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Los Angeles had no culture of its own, just a large collection of misreadings of the artistic histories of other, proper cities.
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If you believe that your thoughts originate inside your brain, do you also believe that television shows are made inside your television set?
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