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Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie!

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Warren Ellis
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: February 16
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Warren Girard Ellis
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By four o'clock, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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Los Angeles had no culture of its own, just a large collection of misreadings of the artistic histories of other, proper cities.
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Magic is the cheat codes for the world.
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The single simplest reason why human space flight is necessary is this, stated as plainly as possible: keeping all your breeding pairs in one place is a retarded way to run a species.
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I was having a mildly paranoid day, mostly due to the fact that the mad priest lady from over the river had taken to nailing weasels to my front door again.
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Dance like you're stamping on a human face forever, love like you've been in a serious car crash that minced the front of your brain, stab like no one can arrest you, and live like there's no such thing as God.
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Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.
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I want a tattoo over my heart that reads TRY HARDER YOU LAZY PARAMEDIC SHITBAG OR I WILL HAUNT YOUR BEDROOM FOREVER
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That means that the universe is two-dimensional. Matter, energy, time, you, me and the floor are holograms.
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You're miserable, edgy and tired. You're in the perfect mood for journalism.
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Don't live with writers. Writers are bastards.
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There's one hole in every revolution, large or small. And it's one word long— PEOPLE. No matter how big the idea they all stand under, people are small and weak and cheap and frightened. It's people that kill every revolution.
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I grew up in the 80s in England: we'd wake up each morning and look out the window to see if the government had finally put Daleks on the streets.
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If you believe that your thoughts originate inside your brain, do you also believe that television shows are made inside your television set?
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You must remember that the common criminal will always join the armed forces for, if nothing else, regular meals and expert training in the use of guns.
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There was a time when I liked a good riot. Put on some heavy old street clothes that could stand a bit of sidewalk-scraping, infect myself with something good and contagious, then go out and stamp on some cops. It was great, being nine years old.
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Unless you turn out to be a shining and ballistic genius, then, trust me, if you want to do this then you're going to be spending the next few years doing little else. This is a thing you do at a table with a notebook and a keyboard, and there's no getting away from it. Put in the hours. You don't get to turn off 'being a writer.'
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What if I left my memory in the future and I have to catch up to it?
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Writing is basically a job for people who like punching themselves in the face, I’m pretty sure.
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