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Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie!

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Warren Ellis
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: February 16
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Warren Girard Ellis
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By four o'clock, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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If you believe that your thoughts originate inside your brain, do you also believe that television shows are made inside your television set?
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Cheap! But not as cheap as your girlfriend.
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I was having a mildly paranoid day, mostly due to the fact that the mad priest lady from over the river had taken to nailing weasels to my front door again.
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Its a strange world. Lets keep it that way.
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I grew up in the 80s in England: we'd wake up each morning and look out the window to see if the government had finally put Daleks on the streets.
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