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Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie!

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Warren Ellis
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: February 16
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Blogger
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Journalist
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Science Fiction Writer
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Warren Girard Ellis
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Journalism is just a gun. It’s only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that’s all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.
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Unless you turn out to be a shining and ballistic genius, then, trust me, if you want to do this then you're going to be spending the next few years doing little else. This is a thing you do at a table with a notebook and a keyboard, and there's no getting away from it. Put in the hours. You don't get to turn off 'being a writer.'
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Its a strange world. Lets keep it that way.
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If contemporary literary fiction doesn't read a bit like science fiction then it's probably not all that contemporary, is it
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