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My neck and shoulders are killing me. Hard to focus on writing about murder, doom, shagging, our hopeless future & other comedy etc etc.
Warren Ellis
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Warren Ellis
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: February 16
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Warren Girard Ellis
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Read comics. All comics. And then cut them open to steal their power.
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There was a time when I liked a good riot. Put on some heavy old street clothes that could stand a bit of sidewalk-scraping, infect myself with something good and contagious, then go out and stamp on some cops. It was great, being nine years old.
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Its a strange world. Lets keep it that way.
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Writing is basically a job for people who like punching themselves in the face, I’m pretty sure.
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There's one hole in every revolution, large or small. And it's one word long— PEOPLE. No matter how big the idea they all stand under, people are small and weak and cheap and frightened. It's people that kill every revolution.
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Cheap! But not as cheap as your girlfriend.
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What? I bring joy to the world. I am filled with mirth and sunlight. Also, I am Batman.
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If contemporary literary fiction doesn't read a bit like science fiction then it's probably not all that contemporary, is it
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Jim Rosato was recently married, to a Greek nurse. Rosato was half Irish and half Italian, and there was a pool on at the 1st as to which of the two would arrive at work wearing the other's skin as a hat within the year.
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That means that the universe is two-dimensional. Matter, energy, time, you, me and the floor are holograms.
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By four o'clock, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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Dance like you're stamping on a human face forever, love like you've been in a serious car crash that minced the front of your brain, stab like no one can arrest you, and live like there's no such thing as God.
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