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I want a tattoo over my heart that reads TRY HARDER YOU LAZY PARAMEDIC SHITBAG OR I WILL HAUNT YOUR BEDROOM FOREVER
Warren Ellis
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Warren Ellis
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: February 16
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Warren Girard Ellis
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Jim Rosato was recently married, to a Greek nurse. Rosato was half Irish and half Italian, and there was a pool on at the 1st as to which of the two would arrive at work wearing the other's skin as a hat within the year.
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Santa Monica's only walkable if death is no hurdle. The air's the wrong colour. People put sunglasses on their dogs. It's a hideous place where humans are not welcome and those who stay suffer eight kinds of brain damage.
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Writing is basically a job for people who like punching themselves in the face, I’m pretty sure.
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Its a strange world. Lets keep it that way.
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There was a time when I liked a good riot. Put on some heavy old street clothes that could stand a bit of sidewalk-scraping, infect myself with something good and contagious, then go out and stamp on some cops. It was great, being nine years old.
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Read comics. All comics. And then cut them open to steal their power.
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If contemporary literary fiction doesn't read a bit like science fiction then it's probably not all that contemporary, is it
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Los Angeles had no culture of its own, just a large collection of misreadings of the artistic histories of other, proper cities.
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The single simplest reason why human space flight is necessary is this, stated as plainly as possible: keeping all your breeding pairs in one place is a retarded way to run a species.
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By four o'clock, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!
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Tradition - one of those words conservative people use as a shortcut to thinking.
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Magic is the cheat codes for the world.
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Unless you turn out to be a shining and ballistic genius, then, trust me, if you want to do this then you're going to be spending the next few years doing little else. This is a thing you do at a table with a notebook and a keyboard, and there's no getting away from it. Put in the hours. You don't get to turn off 'being a writer.'
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I want vasopressin, washed caffeine, Jumpstart, ginkgo biloba, guarana, and any intelligence enhancer introduced in the last five years.
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Be authentic to your dreams. Be authentic to your own idea about yourself. Grind away at your own minds and bodies until you become your own invention. Be Mad Scientists.
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If you believe that your thoughts originate inside your brain, do you also believe that television shows are made inside your television set?
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You must remember that the common criminal will always join the armed forces for, if nothing else, regular meals and expert training in the use of guns.
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good morning sinners. vampiric red bull intake in pub smoking compound commenced. day of heavy brain-fingering ahead.
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What if I left my memory in the future and I have to catch up to it?
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