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I want a tattoo over my heart that reads TRY HARDER YOU LAZY PARAMEDIC SHITBAG OR I WILL HAUNT YOUR BEDROOM FOREVER

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Warren Ellis
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: February 16
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Science Fiction Writer
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Warren Girard Ellis
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Its a strange world. Lets keep it that way.
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