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I want a tattoo over my heart that reads TRY HARDER YOU LAZY PARAMEDIC SHITBAG OR I WILL HAUNT YOUR BEDROOM FOREVER
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Warren Ellis
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: February 16
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Warren Girard Ellis
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Santa Monica's only walkable if death is no hurdle. The air's the wrong colour. People put sunglasses on their dogs. It's a hideous place where humans are not welcome and those who stay suffer eight kinds of brain damage.
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Cheap! But not as cheap as your girlfriend.
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Jim Rosato was recently married, to a Greek nurse. Rosato was half Irish and half Italian, and there was a pool on at the 1st as to which of the two would arrive at work wearing the other's skin as a hat within the year.
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If contemporary literary fiction doesn't read a bit like science fiction then it's probably not all that contemporary, is it
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There's one hole in every revolution, large or small. And it's one word long— PEOPLE. No matter how big the idea they all stand under, people are small and weak and cheap and frightened. It's people that kill every revolution.
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Los Angeles had no culture of its own, just a large collection of misreadings of the artistic histories of other, proper cities.
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Stephen King says that if you forget an idea, then it can't have been any good. He means he, not you. You are not Stephen King. Do not attempt to emulate Stephen King at home.
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Don't live with writers. Writers are bastards.
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What if I left my memory in the future and I have to catch up to it?
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Unless you turn out to be a shining and ballistic genius, then, trust me, if you want to do this then you're going to be spending the next few years doing little else. This is a thing you do at a table with a notebook and a keyboard, and there's no getting away from it. Put in the hours. You don't get to turn off 'being a writer.'
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Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie!
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Read comics. All comics. And then cut them open to steal their power.
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There was a time when I liked a good riot. Put on some heavy old street clothes that could stand a bit of sidewalk-scraping, infect myself with something good and contagious, then go out and stamp on some cops. It was great, being nine years old.
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Magic is the cheat codes for the world.
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Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.
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If you believe that your thoughts originate inside your brain, do you also believe that television shows are made inside your television set?
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Its a strange world. Lets keep it that way.
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Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!
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What? I bring joy to the world. I am filled with mirth and sunlight. Also, I am Batman.
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Wolves ate even mighty hunters, for there was no honor or code among predators, and everyone's guts steam the same way when torn open on a cold night.
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