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You're miserable, edgy and tired. You're in the perfect mood for journalism.

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Warren Ellis
Age: 56
Born: 1968
Born: February 16
Author
Blogger
Comics Artist
Comics Writer
Film Producer
Journalist
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Warren Girard Ellis
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