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I'm like, If you do something dumb, I'll write about it. If you put something out there, to me it's like you're kind of asking for it.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
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Portsmouth
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Wanda Yvette Sykes
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You know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in his writers' room and just pass gas freely. Me, I'm a lady. I'm dainty. I know to get up and leave the room and go to my office.
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With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.
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Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.
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I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's house.
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I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay.
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L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my drinking.
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It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
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I always want to go back and do stand-up I like the freedom.
Wanda Sykes
Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.
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It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.
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I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
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When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.
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When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.
Wanda Sykes
I always had one goal, and that was to be a real funny stand-up comic, and that's pretty much what I'm doing. And everything else is kind of like gravy - TV, movies.
Wanda Sykes
If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.
Wanda Sykes
I know every time I fly, I get checked twice: they stop me at security, and then, they get me again at the gate. And last time, it was so bad, they actually made me go through the machine with the luggage.
Wanda Sykes
I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!
Wanda Sykes
I sat down and wrote some jokes and went to the talent show, got up on stage, fell in love with it and never turned back.
Wanda Sykes
Being gay is harder than being black. I didn't have to come out black. I didn't have to tell my parents about what its like to be black.
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