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I'm like, If you do something dumb, I'll write about it. If you put something out there, to me it's like you're kind of asking for it.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
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Portsmouth
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My worlds collide. When one things happens, it just starts a domino effect - everything else goes on.
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You know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in his writers' room and just pass gas freely. Me, I'm a lady. I'm dainty. I know to get up and leave the room and go to my office.
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You can't make a woman happy. That's like trying to cure a fatal disease. The goal is to treat the symptoms so you can comfortably live with the illness.
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Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.
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Mostly everything gets worse before it gets better.
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I'm finally just relaxed and comfortable with who I am.
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Being gay is harder than being black. I didn't have to come out black. I didn't have to tell my parents about what its like to be black.
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Once you start making money, you can be an ass. But I am not an ass. I'm too lazy, that takes a lot of energy.
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I'm here today because I hated everything else.
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If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.
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I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy.
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Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida... Good grief... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.
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That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing.
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I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.
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I was really gifted at being able to construct a joke, but it's like they weren't even memorable, my first jokes, because they were so about nothing.
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white criminals commit the biggest crimes.a brother might rob a bank. a white man will rob a pension fund. the brother is going to get ten to fifteen years because he had a gun. the white guy is going to get a congressional hearing because he had a job and a nice suit.
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I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.
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It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.
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I had top-secret clearance and everything. I was working on a couple of projects that would keep me involved in Desert Storm. I was in the mix, which is scary.
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Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny.
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