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I'm like, If you do something dumb, I'll write about it. If you put something out there, to me it's like you're kind of asking for it.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
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Portsmouth
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I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.
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Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny.
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I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.
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I'm really funny now.
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It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.
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You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.
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Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.
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You can't make a woman happy. That's like trying to cure a fatal disease. The goal is to treat the symptoms so you can comfortably live with the illness.
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I have a well-balanced show. It's 50/50 on men/women, and also African-American/white writers, it's the same thing. I have four African-American writers, and four non-African-American writers.
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Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.
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I have problems with YouTube and things like that, when you catch it mid production. If I'm doing a show and I'm working on a bit and someone's there with a phone, they record it and put it online - it's not the finished product.
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The first time onstage, a light went on. 'OK, this is my thing. I'm comfortable here. This is my thing.'
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L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my drinking.
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My neighbor, she invited me to an Elvis party. I told her I couldn't come 'cause I'd be too busy making fun of her from behind my blinds.
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I always want to go back and do stand-up I like the freedom.
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There's times when I'm really shy, so these roles that I get to play, they're how I would love to really be. And that's why I love doing stand-up, because it gives me the freedom to say what I really want to say. I think that's why it's my favorite thing to do.
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I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's house.
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Women and our right to choose were going to be challenged with Ashcroft around. When Bush appointed Ashcroft, I went out and got me four abortions. I stocked up. The doctor was like, Listen, you're not pregnant. I said, Hey, just shut up and do your job. I'm exercising my right while I can, dammit.
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Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.
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And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.
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