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Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
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Portsmouth
Virginia
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When I am outside at night by myself every person turns into a pedophile. So I tend to walk a little faster than usual and then I sprint.
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Ok so there's no TV shows, no movies going on fine, but I love going on stage and performing stand up so my situation is a little better than someone who's strictly just an actor or actress.
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I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house.
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I work hard. The staff and crew see how much energy I put into this project, and it makes them step up.
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With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.
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Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.
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I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place.
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I know every time I fly, I get checked twice: they stop me at security, and then, they get me again at the gate. And last time, it was so bad, they actually made me go through the machine with the luggage.
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You know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in his writers' room and just pass gas freely. Me, I'm a lady. I'm dainty. I know to get up and leave the room and go to my office.
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A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.
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I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
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To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in the mail one day and say, 'Aw, sh - , I'm secretary of state next month.
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Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?
Wanda Sykes
And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.
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It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.
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I watched a lot of comedy growing up.
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How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?
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Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.
Wanda Sykes
But I understand that relationship I understand how the mother-in-law, daughter-in-law relationship has so many conflicts because it's so forced.
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We got to stop doing that, ladies. You know, men are dogs. Men are dogs. We got to stop it. Men are not dogs. Uh-uh. Dogs are loyal.
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