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Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
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When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.
Wanda Sykes
Good comics stick around. There are people who have TV shows that might be successful, but comics can't really fake it. If you say, 'Hey, I love what you guys are doing - you're funny,' then you're in. It's legit.
Wanda Sykes
You know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in his writers' room and just pass gas freely. Me, I'm a lady. I'm dainty. I know to get up and leave the room and go to my office.
Wanda Sykes
As soon as you say 'I do,' you'll discover that marriage is like a car. Both of you might be sitting in the front seat, but only one of you is driving. And most marriages are more like a motorcycle than a car. Somebody has to sit in the back, and you have to yell just to be heard.
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Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.
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I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real.
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I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.
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I watched a lot of comedy growing up.
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How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?
Wanda Sykes
It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.
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If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.
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My worlds collide. When one things happens, it just starts a domino effect - everything else goes on.
Wanda Sykes
I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.
Wanda Sykes
I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.
Wanda Sykes
You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.
Wanda Sykes
To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in the mail one day and say, 'Aw, sh - , I'm secretary of state next month.
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I have a well-balanced show. It's 50/50 on men/women, and also African-American/white writers, it's the same thing. I have four African-American writers, and four non-African-American writers.
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I'm really funny now.
Wanda Sykes
It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.
Wanda Sykes
I always had one goal, and that was to be a real funny stand-up comic, and that's pretty much what I'm doing. And everything else is kind of like gravy - TV, movies.
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