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You can't make a woman happy. That's like trying to cure a fatal disease. The goal is to treat the symptoms so you can comfortably live with the illness.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
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If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.
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I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.
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Being gay is harder than being black. I didn't have to come out black. I didn't have to tell my parents about what its like to be black.
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When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.
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What drives the creative person is that we see it all.
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Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.
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I had top-secret clearance and everything. I was working on a couple of projects that would keep me involved in Desert Storm. I was in the mix, which is scary.
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I sat down and wrote some jokes and went to the talent show, got up on stage, fell in love with it and never turned back.
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I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real.
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That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing.
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I'm a comedian so I'm not waiting around for someone to write a part for me. I don't have to wait for somebody else to create my next job I have the ability to basically write my own ticket.
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But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.
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Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.
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Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?
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All these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young again.
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With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.
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I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight. Rush Limbaugh, 'I hope the country fails' - I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? ... He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.
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And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.
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Ok so there's no TV shows, no movies going on fine, but I love going on stage and performing stand up so my situation is a little better than someone who's strictly just an actor or actress.
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I'm a black, gay woman. I think the only way to make the GOP hate me more is if I sent them a video of me rolling around on a pile of welfare checks.
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