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You can't make a woman happy. That's like trying to cure a fatal disease. The goal is to treat the symptoms so you can comfortably live with the illness.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
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I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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white criminals commit the biggest crimes.a brother might rob a bank. a white man will rob a pension fund. the brother is going to get ten to fifteen years because he had a gun. the white guy is going to get a congressional hearing because he had a job and a nice suit.
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What gets me is when celebrities aren't allowed to have an opinion on anything political. There's the whole 'Shut up and sing' thing.
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I'm like, If you do something dumb, I'll write about it. If you put something out there, to me it's like you're kind of asking for it.
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Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.
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When my parents send me emails the first 3 are blank.
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Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.
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I'm here today because I hated everything else.
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But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking.
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I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real.
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Ok so there's no TV shows, no movies going on fine, but I love going on stage and performing stand up so my situation is a little better than someone who's strictly just an actor or actress.
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I'm a comedian so I'm not waiting around for someone to write a part for me. I don't have to wait for somebody else to create my next job I have the ability to basically write my own ticket.
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I feel today's society is so judgmental.
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I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.
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When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.
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Whatever I talk about is what I'm interested in at the time. Politics are big with me. But right now being a mom is taking up most of my time... My act is more family-oriented than it is about politics.
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Good comics stick around. There are people who have TV shows that might be successful, but comics can't really fake it. If you say, 'Hey, I love what you guys are doing - you're funny,' then you're in. It's legit.
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If you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.
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I watched a lot of comedy growing up.
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