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You can't make a woman happy. That's like trying to cure a fatal disease. The goal is to treat the symptoms so you can comfortably live with the illness.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
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Portsmouth
Virginia
Wanda Sykes-Hall
Wanda Yvette Sykes
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Now, I think the people who are still doing stand-up are doing it because they love stand-up.
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If you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.
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Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.
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I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.
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I'm here today because I hated everything else.
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