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That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
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Television Actor
Television Producer
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Portsmouth
Virginia
Wanda Sykes-Hall
Wanda Yvette Sykes
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I watched a lot of comedy growing up.
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I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's house.
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It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.
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With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.
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And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.
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Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.
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I have a well-balanced show. It's 50/50 on men/women, and also African-American/white writers, it's the same thing. I have four African-American writers, and four non-African-American writers.
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Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida... Good grief... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.
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I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy.
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Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?
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To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in the mail one day and say, 'Aw, sh - , I'm secretary of state next month.
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L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my drinking.
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Ok so there's no TV shows, no movies going on fine, but I love going on stage and performing stand up so my situation is a little better than someone who's strictly just an actor or actress.
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Men don't hear women.
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I'm really funny now.
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I feel today's society is so judgmental.
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I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real.
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But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.
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I sat down and wrote some jokes and went to the talent show, got up on stage, fell in love with it and never turned back.
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I think the worst one [indian mascot] is the Cleveland Indians' Big Chief Wahoo. It's just a red face on a baseball with a big, toothy grin. It's the Sambo of all other offensive mascots. I have never seen a Native American smile that hard before, not even at a casino opening.
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