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All these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young again.

Wanda Sykes

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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
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Television Actor
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Voice Actor
Writer
Portsmouth
Virginia
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