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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
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Portsmouth
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I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.
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Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.
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It's not until you develop your own voice, your own persona onstage that you become your own comic, who you really are.
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The first time onstage, a light went on. 'OK, this is my thing. I'm comfortable here. This is my thing.'
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You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.
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When my wife and I leave California, I want to have my marriage recognized in Nevada, Arizona, all the way to New York. How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?
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I don't like doing the same material over and over again. It's not fun.
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I work hard. The staff and crew see how much energy I put into this project, and it makes them step up.
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Yeah, I had top-secret clearance and everything.
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And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.
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Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.
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I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real.
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I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's house.
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I'm a black, gay woman. I think the only way to make the GOP hate me more is if I sent them a video of me rolling around on a pile of welfare checks.
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Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.
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When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.
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It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.
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I feel today's society is so judgmental.
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I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy.
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You can't make a woman happy. That's like trying to cure a fatal disease. The goal is to treat the symptoms so you can comfortably live with the illness.
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