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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
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I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.
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Once you start making money, you can be an ass. But I am not an ass. I'm too lazy, that takes a lot of energy.
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When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.
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I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.
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I have a well-balanced show. It's 50/50 on men/women, and also African-American/white writers, it's the same thing. I have four African-American writers, and four non-African-American writers.
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Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.
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I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.
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I sat down and wrote some jokes and went to the talent show, got up on stage, fell in love with it and never turned back.
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If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.
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I feel today's society is so judgmental.
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When I am outside at night by myself every person turns into a pedophile. So I tend to walk a little faster than usual and then I sprint.
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white criminals commit the biggest crimes.a brother might rob a bank. a white man will rob a pension fund. the brother is going to get ten to fifteen years because he had a gun. the white guy is going to get a congressional hearing because he had a job and a nice suit.
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What gets me is when celebrities aren't allowed to have an opinion on anything political. There's the whole 'Shut up and sing' thing.
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We got to stop doing that, ladies. You know, men are dogs. Men are dogs. We got to stop it. Men are not dogs. Uh-uh. Dogs are loyal.
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I'm a comedian so I'm not waiting around for someone to write a part for me. I don't have to wait for somebody else to create my next job I have the ability to basically write my own ticket.
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We never hid anything from the kids. I feel whole again, I really do. I've told them, 'Mommy's boo-boo is much better now.'
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Mostly everything gets worse before it gets better.
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I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
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I have problems with YouTube and things like that, when you catch it mid production. If I'm doing a show and I'm working on a bit and someone's there with a phone, they record it and put it online - it's not the finished product.
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Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny.
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