Quote

When my parents send me emails the first 3 are blank.

Wanda Sykes

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Writer
Portsmouth
Virginia
Wanda Sykes-Hall
Wanda Yvette Sykes
Wanda Yvette Sykes-Hall
Email
Blank
Send
Parents
Parent
Firsts
First

More quotes by Wanda Sykes

Image
I'm finally just relaxed and comfortable with who I am.
Wanda Sykes
Image
My worlds collide. When one things happens, it just starts a domino effect - everything else goes on.
Wanda Sykes
Image
I always want to go back and do stand-up I like the freedom.
Wanda Sykes
Image
I was really gifted at being able to construct a joke, but it's like they weren't even memorable, my first jokes, because they were so about nothing.
Wanda Sykes
Image
In '87, I used to do this awful, awful James Brown impression.
Wanda Sykes
Image
What drives the creative person is that we see it all.
Wanda Sykes
Image
I'm a comedian so I'm not waiting around for someone to write a part for me. I don't have to wait for somebody else to create my next job I have the ability to basically write my own ticket.
Wanda Sykes
Image
A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.
Wanda Sykes
Image
I sat down and wrote some jokes and went to the talent show, got up on stage, fell in love with it and never turned back.
Wanda Sykes
Image
Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.
Wanda Sykes
Image
I watch Jay. I watch 'Letterman'. I flip back and forth between 'Conan' and 'Letterman', especially the top of the show for those guys.
Wanda Sykes
Image
Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida... Good grief... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.
Wanda Sykes
Image
I'm a black, gay woman. I think the only way to make the GOP hate me more is if I sent them a video of me rolling around on a pile of welfare checks.
Wanda Sykes
Image
I don't like doing the same material over and over again. It's not fun.
Wanda Sykes
Image
How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?
Wanda Sykes
Image
When my wife and I leave California, I want to have my marriage recognized in Nevada, Arizona, all the way to New York. How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?
Wanda Sykes
Image
With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.
Wanda Sykes
Image
Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.
Wanda Sykes
Image
I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.
Wanda Sykes
Image
I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.
Wanda Sykes