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When I am outside at night by myself every person turns into a pedophile. So I tend to walk a little faster than usual and then I sprint.

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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Writer
Portsmouth
Virginia
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