Quote

With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.

Wanda Sykes

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Writer
Portsmouth
Virginia
Wanda Sykes-Hall
Wanda Yvette Sykes
Wanda Yvette Sykes-Hall
Watermelon
Relax
Dance
Public
President
Black
Whole

More quotes by Wanda Sykes

Image
You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.
Wanda Sykes
Image
Being gay is harder than being black. I didn't have to come out black. I didn't have to tell my parents about what its like to be black.
Wanda Sykes
Image
If you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.
Wanda Sykes
Image
Once you start making money, you can be an ass. But I am not an ass. I'm too lazy, that takes a lot of energy.
Wanda Sykes
Image
I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!
Wanda Sykes
Image
I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
Wanda Sykes
Image
How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?
Wanda Sykes
Image
I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.
Wanda Sykes
Image
I'm a comedian so I'm not waiting around for someone to write a part for me. I don't have to wait for somebody else to create my next job I have the ability to basically write my own ticket.
Wanda Sykes
Image
It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.
Wanda Sykes
Image
Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida... Good grief... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.
Wanda Sykes
Image
When I am outside at night by myself every person turns into a pedophile. So I tend to walk a little faster than usual and then I sprint.
Wanda Sykes
Image
I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's house.
Wanda Sykes
Image
When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.
Wanda Sykes
Image
And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.
Wanda Sykes
Image
The first time onstage, a light went on. 'OK, this is my thing. I'm comfortable here. This is my thing.'
Wanda Sykes
Image
If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.
Wanda Sykes
Image
I watch Jay. I watch 'Letterman'. I flip back and forth between 'Conan' and 'Letterman', especially the top of the show for those guys.
Wanda Sykes
Image
Yeah, I had top-secret clearance and everything.
Wanda Sykes
Image
Mostly everything gets worse before it gets better.
Wanda Sykes