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When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

Wanda Sykes

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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
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Portsmouth
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I always want to go back and do stand-up I like the freedom.
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Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?
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I have a well-balanced show. It's 50/50 on men/women, and also African-American/white writers, it's the same thing. I have four African-American writers, and four non-African-American writers.
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