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When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

Wanda Sykes

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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Writer
Portsmouth
Virginia
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Wanda Yvette Sykes
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I feel today's society is so judgmental.
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As soon as you say 'I do,' you'll discover that marriage is like a car. Both of you might be sitting in the front seat, but only one of you is driving. And most marriages are more like a motorcycle than a car. Somebody has to sit in the back, and you have to yell just to be heard.
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Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny.
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A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.
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It's not until you develop your own voice, your own persona onstage that you become your own comic, who you really are.
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I always want to go back and do stand-up I like the freedom.
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Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.
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When I am outside at night by myself every person turns into a pedophile. So I tend to walk a little faster than usual and then I sprint.
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I work hard. The staff and crew see how much energy I put into this project, and it makes them step up.
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Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.
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And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.
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Yeah, I had top-secret clearance and everything.
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My neighbor, she invited me to an Elvis party. I told her I couldn't come 'cause I'd be too busy making fun of her from behind my blinds.
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You can't make a woman happy. That's like trying to cure a fatal disease. The goal is to treat the symptoms so you can comfortably live with the illness.
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But I understand that relationship I understand how the mother-in-law, daughter-in-law relationship has so many conflicts because it's so forced.
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I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.
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I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.
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Some black people want to get in touch with their African roots. But then you got some black people that just don't give a damn. You tell them, 'Hey, I just got back from the motherland.' They're like, 'Where'd you go - Detroit? Did you see The Temptations?'
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