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When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
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Portsmouth
Virginia
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Wanda Yvette Sykes
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When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.
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