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Mostly everything gets worse before it gets better.

Wanda Sykes

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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Writer
Portsmouth
Virginia
Wanda Sykes-Hall
Wanda Yvette Sykes
Wanda Yvette Sykes-Hall
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Everything
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People say, 'Well don't you regret not having kids?' And I go, 'No, not really.' And then if they keep asking, I always say this, 'Well, you know, maybe I'll adopt.' But I don't mean that. It's just something I say to make me sound like a nicer person.
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If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.
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I'm always thinking of stuff I just don't sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along if something funny happens, I'll make a note of it on my phone.
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What drives the creative person is that we see it all.
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I'm here today because I hated everything else.
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If you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.
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It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.
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Ok so there's no TV shows, no movies going on fine, but I love going on stage and performing stand up so my situation is a little better than someone who's strictly just an actor or actress.
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I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place.
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When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.
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I'm like, If you do something dumb, I'll write about it. If you put something out there, to me it's like you're kind of asking for it.
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I feel today's society is so judgmental.
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It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.
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A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.
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I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!
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I'm a black, gay woman. I think the only way to make the GOP hate me more is if I sent them a video of me rolling around on a pile of welfare checks.
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Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.
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I have problems with YouTube and things like that, when you catch it mid production. If I'm doing a show and I'm working on a bit and someone's there with a phone, they record it and put it online - it's not the finished product.
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It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.
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L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my drinking.
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