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Once you start making money, you can be an ass. But I am not an ass. I'm too lazy, that takes a lot of energy.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
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Portsmouth
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Women and our right to choose were going to be challenged with Ashcroft around. When Bush appointed Ashcroft, I went out and got me four abortions. I stocked up. The doctor was like, Listen, you're not pregnant. I said, Hey, just shut up and do your job. I'm exercising my right while I can, dammit.
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Good comics stick around. There are people who have TV shows that might be successful, but comics can't really fake it. If you say, 'Hey, I love what you guys are doing - you're funny,' then you're in. It's legit.
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I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.
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white criminals commit the biggest crimes.a brother might rob a bank. a white man will rob a pension fund. the brother is going to get ten to fifteen years because he had a gun. the white guy is going to get a congressional hearing because he had a job and a nice suit.
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I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.
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Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.
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There are just so many more laws and rules that apply with marriage that do not come with domestic partnership and also to me it's the commitment.
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A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.
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I don't like doing the same material over and over again. It's not fun.
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I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
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I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!
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I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real.
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It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.
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Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida... Good grief... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.
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As soon as you say 'I do,' you'll discover that marriage is like a car. Both of you might be sitting in the front seat, but only one of you is driving. And most marriages are more like a motorcycle than a car. Somebody has to sit in the back, and you have to yell just to be heard.
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What drives the creative person is that we see it all.
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I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.
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I'm here today because I hated everything else.
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