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Yeah, I had top-secret clearance and everything.

Wanda Sykes

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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Writer
Portsmouth
Virginia
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Wanda Yvette Sykes
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If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.
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