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Yeah, I had top-secret clearance and everything.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Producer
Voice Actor
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Portsmouth
Virginia
Wanda Sykes-Hall
Wanda Yvette Sykes
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I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy.
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Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny.
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There are just so many more laws and rules that apply with marriage that do not come with domestic partnership and also to me it's the commitment.
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I always want to go back and do stand-up I like the freedom.
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But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.
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I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
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Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.
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I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real.
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But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking.
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Once you start making money, you can be an ass. But I am not an ass. I'm too lazy, that takes a lot of energy.
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