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Yeah, I had top-secret clearance and everything.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Producer
Voice Actor
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Portsmouth
Virginia
Wanda Sykes-Hall
Wanda Yvette Sykes
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Ok so there's no TV shows, no movies going on fine, but I love going on stage and performing stand up so my situation is a little better than someone who's strictly just an actor or actress.
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I always want to go back and do stand-up I like the freedom.
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I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.
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It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.
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I'm like, If you do something dumb, I'll write about it. If you put something out there, to me it's like you're kind of asking for it.
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I watched a lot of comedy growing up.
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I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.
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